Why Sharks Don’t Drive Taxis

How Safe Are You Really?

L.T. Garvin

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Well obviously, sharks can’t drive, live outside of water, or even crave human flesh, which is probably why they aren’t out in taxis, cruising up and down the crowded streets scoping us out, offering us a one-way ticket ride. But who really knows, if perhaps they only could…

Here in the United States, we have had a situation lately. Shark attacks. Yes, I know, they are nothing new, and can be quite prolific, (I’m looking at you, Florida, The Shark Capital of the world). This year has been exceptionally bad. As of…

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L.T. Garvin

Lana Broussard writing as L.T. Garvin , Author -English Teacher - ESL Tutor — Writes Fiction, Poetry, and Various Articles on the Quandries of Life.